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"What should I use for our scream name?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

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"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

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Satan

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

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'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Baby's first horror movies

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Is that permanent?"

Screamers horror films, "crypt writer"

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Happy Halloween

Vampire

"Hey! are you sure this is a Glaucoma test?"

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"