Spooky Content Creators Mugs

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Giraffe Selfie

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Tim Burton

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Born of the Dead

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Trick or treat?"

Halloween sculptor

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Tupperware Wolf