Spooky Scenics Fan Pillows

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Evil Villain.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

Witchy Cellist

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Grim Singer

Halloween dentist.