Spooky Humor Seeker Pillows

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Fetch.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Giraffe Umbrella

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'