Spooky Gym-goers Gifts

Vampire Sit ups

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Brawnstorming session.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Keep fit.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'That's our group plan.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Whatever."

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"He tried intermittent fasting. But settled on continual slowing."

The Ten Resolutions

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'