Spookster Gifts

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Ghost School.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Welcome Ghost.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

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The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

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'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Rational explanations

'I'm here to read the meter.'

Boo-bonic Plague

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

Transylvania Weather Channel. Your Host: Igor. Great vampire weather as the sun sets early! As an added bonus, the moon will be full for all you werewolves... Patches of fog will make it delightful for scaring victims .....