Spookster Prints

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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Welcome Ghost.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Rational explanations

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"And now, a word from our official spooksperson."