Spook Chaser Pillows

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Open House of Horrors

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Welcome Ghost.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Ghosts from around the world

Discomfort zone.

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Shadow Artist

The shadow

'I'm here to read the meter.'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Long Range Planning: 'I'll eat, I'll chase my shadow, and I'll look at the chair leg for a while. Then, maybe, I'll take a snooze.'

Jetplane flying through clouds.