Spontaneous Combustor T-Shirts

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Draw your own path."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Instant art

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

It was an impulse buy.

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

The appointed time

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"The usual. Wall Street highflier has epiphany, abandons career and money, burns clothing, reverts to state of nature."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Travel agency: 'Surprise me! I want to wake up tomorrow morning somewhere strange and wonderful!'

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'