Spontaneity Skeptic T-Shirts

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Backfire

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

The power of now

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"So now all of a sudden you're Mr. Spontaneous?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Rational explanations

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"They're infantilizing us!"

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

'It's probably just a weather balloon.'

"I am not a witch. . . I'm not! . . . And if you set that wood on fire, I'll turn you into a toad!"

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.