Spoiler Sport Gifts

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Quwaket

Spoiler Alert

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Whoa! What are you doing?' Husband asks wife as she blacks out the TV.

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"Spoiler alert!"

Dog spoiling book for cat

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"

"Instead of hiding them, this will be much easier."