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"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Spoiler Alert

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"If you don't want to know the score..."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

'Whoa! What are you doing?' Husband asks wife as she blacks out the TV.

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"Spoiler alert!"

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Spoiler alert!"

Dog spoiling book for cat

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

Warning: Spoilers Ahead

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

"Oh wow, you won't believe what happens at the end!"

Spoiler Alert!