Splinter Survivor Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows designed for splinter survivors. Soft, supportive, and sprinkled with witty phrases that lift spirits every day.

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'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.' mockup

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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Desert Island Meals.

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"The first one's just a warning." mockup

"The first one's just a warning."

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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'Arf! Arf!'

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

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Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

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'Do you have to be so melodramatic?' mockup

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

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Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure?? mockup

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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Island and man

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Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit... mockup

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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Starving explorer.

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St Bernard Toilet Holder

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Gymnast tangled up.

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Today's Rapunzel

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Desert crawler following water

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'Ready or Not here I come.'

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Scare Doe

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"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?" mockup

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

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'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.' mockup

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

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Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'. mockup

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

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"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones." mockup

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

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"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode." mockup

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

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"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?" mockup

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

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"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?" mockup

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

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Splinter Survivor Pillows Collection

Splinter Survivor Mugs

Discover mugs that celebrate the resilience of splinter survivors, combining humor and support in every cup. Perfect for daily encouragement.

Splinter Survivor Prints

Decorate with prints that honor resilience and humor, perfect for splinter survivors who love to celebrate their journey visually.

Splinter Survivor T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that celebrate strength and recovery with bold, funny designs for splinter survivors. Wear your victory with pride.