Splatter Affectionado Pillows

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"Do you do much walking?"

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

You just keep giving.

Cooking With Pollock.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

A small heart within a big heart.

Eating raw cake mix.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'I need work on my core.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

PINATA SURPRISE!

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Love Mix Ups.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

Metal Defective.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir