Splatter Affectionado Pillows

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"Do you do much walking?"

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

You just keep giving.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

A small heart within a big heart.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Eating raw cake mix.

'I need work on my core.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

Metal Defective.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'The Triumph of Cupid'