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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Face painting.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Water Slide

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Say when!"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Puddle Jumper

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'