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'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cariactures

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Frog in the puddles.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'Distracting the fish.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."