Splash Art Admirer Mugs

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cariactures

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Frog in the puddles.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Kultural K9's.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'Distracting the fish.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Move, Gary."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.