Splashdown Artist Mugs

Cannonball!

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Face painting.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Water Slide

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Shark in the swimming pool.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

"Say when!"

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Puddle Jumper

"Excuse me....water!!"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'