Spirituality & Humor Fan Prints

Dogma

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Male On Sunday

"Holy moly!"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Three Parent Baby

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"In heaven there are no trees."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Hymns - Optional Extras

Rex and the Ten Commands

"T.G.I.F."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"