Spiritual Sound Alchemists Pillows

Ding and Dong.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Show off."

"Did you have a cat?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'