Spiritual Sound Alchemists Pillows

Ding and Dong.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'