Spiritual Jokesters T-Shirts

Third eye

A blessing in disguise.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Attendance is way up since they substituted fortune cookies for those funny little wafers."

No cellphones in heaven

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Clown God

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

OM, SWEET OM

Lesbians for Christ

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."