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'No, anything not specifically prohibited is NOT necessarily okay!'

Lesbians for Christ

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Clown God

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

God passing the time.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.

Out for lunch... GOD

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

'What, not even a kiss first?'