Spiritual Jokesters Mugs

Third eye

A blessing in disguise.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Attendance is way up since they substituted fortune cookies for those funny little wafers."

No cellphones in heaven

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Clown God

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Lesbians for Christ

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Moses' TV guide.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.