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"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

I don't believe in god. So you're atheist or agnostic? Huh? You're certain there's no god or you're not sure? HOJ. I'm not sure. You're not sure about my question or if there's a god? O' lord, why do you torment me?! Adding further confusion.

I wasn't having an out-of-body experience. I was social distancing from myself.

'No I don't validate parking.'

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

'Could I stop you there and ask you just to confess your own sins?'

Buddhist picking his nose.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

Jesus putting his cross on wheels.

'Well, I think we may have found the cause of your irritability. Our blood tests show that you have God on your side.'

"Goopta feels that enlightenment should be fun."

"Our church is very progressive, we preach from the NKJV Bible."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Clown God

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

Guru.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

A crab with a utility knife claw

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.