Spiritual Golf Champ Pillows

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Priest with Christian symbol

"Holy Mackerel!"

Golfing with God.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Gracebook.

Thanks God!

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Zen and the Art of Skiing

Buddha Fishing

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Surf's up!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game