Spiritual Golf Champ Pillows

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"Holy Mackerel!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Golfing with God.

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Thanks God!

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Too many beers at lunch?

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Buddha Fishing

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Surf's up!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

Golfing Fakir.