Spiritual Food Critic Pillows

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Holy Macaroni,

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"First, do no ham."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Holy Pizza

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

Grace.

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'