Spiritual Enlightenment Pillows

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

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Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Courage. Love.

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Guru.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'You've changed.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'