Spiritual Clean Freaks Pillows

Nun doing the vacuuming, "It's a spiritual vacuum."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Wash your hands

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Car wash / Mouth wash

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny