Spiritual Chuckles T-Shirts

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Praying mantis.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Shoe repair

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

I am one with stupid.