Spiritual Chuckles Mugs

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying mantis.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

OM, SWEET OM

Shoe repair

2pm meet your Creator

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."