Spiritual Chef Gifts

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

I love Cannelloni

The Origins of Everything

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The wings are addictive."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"First, do no ham."

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Holy Pizza

Christmas canape?

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

"I'd like it rare...no...WELL DONE, good and faithful servant!"