Spirited Pensioner Prints

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Welcome Ghost.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Mad For It

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

"When you said you were getting a mobility scooter, Dad, this isn't what I had in mind."

Chasing Pensions

'Looks like the trust my money is in isn't blind, but it is short sighted.'

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)

'Coool! Again one year closer to retirement!'

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

Todays feisty seniors

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

"It's not all bad, I've crunched the numbers and figure you can retire when you're 238."

'Thank Heavens we've lived a care-free hedonistic lifestyle.'

Of course not all 2000 of them will be full-time, some of them will just be popping in occasionally to collect their pensions...