Spirited Pensioner Mugs

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Mad For It

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

'Second childhood menu, please!'

Chasing Pensions

'Looks like the trust my money is in isn't blind, but it is short sighted.'

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)

'Coool! Again one year closer to retirement!'

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

Todays feisty seniors

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

"It's not all bad, I've crunched the numbers and figure you can retire when you're 238."

'Thank Heavens we've lived a care-free hedonistic lifestyle.'

'Money can't buy you hapiness. You also need a good tracker fund and a decent pension scheme.'

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"