Young Retiree Dreamer Prints

'Coool! Again one year closer to retirement!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Best Places to Retire

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Saving for Retirement.

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"