Retirement Dreamers Prints

Department of Work and No Pension

'...You're retired, I'm retired.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'

"I can't wait to retire and just go with the flow!"

'I always thought that when we got older we'd be living in the lap of luxury, not the crotch of poverty!'

'I understand that Mrs. Doan is retiring at the end of the semester.'

"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."

"Call me in six months ... I'll be gone by then."

Dog retirement in Florida.

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

'Then it's moved and seconded that the compulsory retirement age be fixed at twentyfive'

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

Bob retired from the cloning lab, and now he doesn't know what to do with himself.

"You know you're old when none of the pills you're taking are fun!"

Retirement

"It used to be called pensions."

"Looks like we can't afford early retirement. Even early death is getting out of reach."

Seminar Today: Living an Active Retirement Lifestyle. I can't afford to retire. For the last forty years I've been blowing all my money on food, clothing and shelter.

'My dad says at this rate he'll never be able to retire from his job.'

"This is my exit strategy."

...When are you going to make your retirement official?

Customise your own dream retirement overseas

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Pensioners Ahead

A sunny afternoon at the old politician's home.

Later in life he moved to Florida and retired to what is now known as Frankenstein's Condo.

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"It was a golden age, a time of optimism and hope for the future, an age of enthusiasm and excitement...anything was possible!"

Taggers rest retirement village

Neptune: the retirement years.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"