Spirited Seniors Prints

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Old Frogs' Home

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Pensioner's Romance

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Feel good.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!