Spirited Diner T-Shirts

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Zagat Rated.

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'