Spirit Of The Party Gifts

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Beers

"I, TikTok."

That party went well.

Karataoke

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Elderly People

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"