Spirit Of Laughter Pillows

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"You have to have a sense of humour to work here."

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

A ghost irons itself on an ironing board.

"Okay, so I faked it...you happy now?"

Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

'What did I say? NO PANTIES!!'

'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'

Over six thousand spectators attended the final.

Even up

'Who's there?'