Spin Cycle Enthusiast Mugs

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

"Go on without me – I'll never make it."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"Another triumph for new Labour..."

'Anthony! What are you doing in there? It's not even Saturday 'bath' night!'

Simon loved the simple things

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Loge with Alberich as frog

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

'Spin that to half-full.'