Spin Cycle Spectator Mugs

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

G7 Summit Concern

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Un-Truth

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

Diddly

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

"Another triumph for new Labour..."

Season Finale

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

"Go on without me – I'll never make it."

'It seems to come later every year.'

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

How to handle spin

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.