Spin Cycle Spectator Prints

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

G7 Summit Concern

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Un-Truth

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Diddly

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

"Another triumph for new Labour..."

Season Finale

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

"Go on without me – I'll never make it."

'It seems to come later every year.'

Summit Fever

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

How to handle spin