Spider Avenger Gifts

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Man using to much bug spray

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Chemical Waste.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

Farmer fighting off snail

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'Revenge will be mine.'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'OK, give him a shove.'

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Dog swatting fly with ears.

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Whump kills....

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'