Spice Girls Fan Gifts

"He's pretty depressed - Ginger Spice was his favorite."

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'How's the curry?'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

The morning after the night before.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'