Sphinx Spin Devotee Pillows

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Arts and crafts

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

Political Speech Making Tutorial

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Unfortunately, the negative ads we created on your opponent still sound better than your favourable ads.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Hype and Truth Buildings.

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Cricket ball deliveries

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Diddly

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

Hey! How about a little privacy.

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

"Another triumph for new Labour..."

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

"We're in the wrong spin class."

"Go on without me – I'll never make it."

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.