Sphinx Spin Devotee Mugs

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Arts and crafts

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Political Speech Making Tutorial

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

'Unfortunately, the negative ads we created on your opponent still sound better than your favourable ads.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Hype and Truth Buildings.

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Cricket ball deliveries

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Diddly

"We're in the wrong spin class."

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

"Another triumph for new Labour..."

"Go on without me – I'll never make it."

How to handle spin

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

'You must be here for the spinning class.'