Spending Time With Grandparents Pillows

'The problem with granddad buying hotdogs is we have to hear how cheap they were when he was a kid.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bond James, Bond."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Children's Parties

"They grow up so fast."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

baby sweetcorn...

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"He likes it."

Interior design trends for parents....

"She's been so creative lately."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Chez Nous Menu

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"