Spending Time At Stadiums Pillows

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Five minutes everybody.

Yankee Stadium.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'