Spending Time At Stadiums Prints

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Five minutes everybody.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Yankee Stadium.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'