Spending Management Pillows

'I simply can't live on what I earn. I can't even live on what I spend.'

"I have been inputting garbage into my systems for 12 months, why is this spend analysis GARBAGE?!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Will work for ETFs

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

A Day In The Kitchen

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'