Expense Management Savvy Pillows

'Now, don't worry about how you're going to pay my bill...let me worry about that.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I just..."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Expense account or regular?"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"What comes after zillion?"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Counting my Bonus...